Thursday, October 14, 2010

Top Things We Love to Hate About Facebook

Top Things We Love to Hate About Facebook:


1) Child Prodigy Post: "Oh my gosh "insert name" just went running threw the living room, reciting the ABC's backwards, and said Mommy I want a cookie, in five languages and he is only 8 months old!

2) The I am not going to say it, but you know what I mean feel sorry for me post: Some days you just can't win, my life sucks


3) The 10 minutes have gone by and no one care's about my feel sorry post so I will comment on my own post to make everyone feel even more sorry for me: just incase anyone cares "Joe Smith" (and you tag their name) sucks


4) Outwardly bashing someone (see number 3) knowing fully well others are reading and will tell the person or they will read it themselves. Not as annoying when done by 12 year old girls, but when grown adults do this it crosses a new line of emotionally unstable to have your own facebook page.

5) The I need goats, cows, chicken, vampires, and please love my farm post.

6) Self Portrait Pictures: Cute every once and awhile and by teenage girls, but really no one else can take your picture?

7) The if I don't talk to you I am deleting you post: breaking up is hard to do, but do it quickly and without remorse for all those middle school friends you hoped you would never see again and then accepted their friend request anyways.

8) Compulsive Poster: Everyone loves to know what everyone else is doing, but really "Getting in the Car" "Driving in the car" "Getting out of the car" "Walking from Parked Car"


And yet after all of these things we still log in day after day, update our status, post new pictures, then make funny list at work of all the reasons why we love to hate Facebook :)

Happy Thursday!

1 comment:

  1. Woke up. Dig push ups. Went to work. Scared a coworker. It's probably best some of us don't post at all! Good post.

    -M

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